
I finished Michael Chabon’s Wonder Boys a few weeks back. The novel takes place during the course of one extraordinarily hectic weekend during which a self-destructive middle-aged novelist, Professor Grady Tripp, manages to ruin two marriages, cause the death of a boa constrictor and a dog, save a student’s life, attend a disastrous seder and a chaotic writers’ conference, and lose the only copy of his manuscript. Here are some quotes I liked:
I drank for years, and then I stopped drinking and discovered the sad truth about parties. A sober man at a party is lonely as a journalist, implacable as a coroner, bitter as an angel looking down from heaven. There’s something purely foolish about attending any large gathering of men and women without benefit of some kind of philter or magic dust to blind you and weaken your critical faculties. I don’t mean to make a big deal out of sobriety by the way. Of all the modes of human consciousness available to the modern consumer I consider it to be the most overrated.
Although it wasn’t raining anymore the air was still heavy with water, and rain gutters were ringing all over Point Breeze. A fine mist of light hung in a cloud around the Gasketll’s illuminated house. I could see the panes of Sara’s greenhouse glinting black in the distance like wet iron.
“Oh, yeah,” said James, blushing a little—but only a little. he was feeling all tender and well-fucked and strange, you could see, crepey and delicate as the unfurling petal of a flower.
There was nowhere on earth I wanted to drive, but that was not the same thing as having a good reason to stay.
We stood there for a minute, a mangy, overweight purblind minotaur and a broken-down and toothless Theseus with a shaky shooting hand, facing each other at the common center of our disparate labyrinths. The wind had picked up considerably and the air around us was filled with dust devils and rattling gusts of rubbish.
The classic aim of a pothead is always to look perfectly straight—and if possible operate complicated machinery—while immense shrieking nebulae are coming asunder in his brain. To fail at this—to be found out—carries a mysterious burden of anxiety and shame.
It struck me that the chief obstacle to marital contentment was this perpetual gulf between the well-founded, commendable pessimism of women and the sheer dumb animal optimism of men, the latter a force more than any other responsible for the lamentable state of the world.